Dear visitor,

a warm welcome here in the Hall of Little Trish's Home!

First of all I wish to welcome all (German-speaking - sorry, the questionable article has not been translated yet) journalists of you as here comes the unique possibility of a crash course on "How to write about Sex at the internet"!

However,how about a cool German beer as served by the KOM-Brewery Telebräu AG ! Sorry, this article is also intended for German-speaking persons. It is a humouresk story on the German Telekom and their phone rates. The prices it points out to were introduced 1st January 1996, when German Telekom was the only provider of phone services in Germany yet.

Here at the Right hand side you find the altar of the BOFH-cult. (English)

Obviously there is no BOFH without a DAU (Note: DAU is a German acronym for "dümster anzunehmender User" and stands for the "stupidest user ever imagined".) :What if people bought cars like they buy computers ? Well, might be you are still not sure about your own status ;-) Just for clarification: The Hacker Test or "How to know of being a netaddict"(German, sorry)!

Here you stand in front of a trampoline as trampoline jumping is Little Trish's favourite training activity.

As U now, everything goes better with music. Thus, here comes a page dedicated to one of my favoured bands: The Inchtabokatables - NO GUITARS !

As this page has been written in German,too, let me add some information about the "Inchties": No Guitars means no guitars: The Inchtabokatables play folk-rock-punk-indie somewhere between Einstürzende Neubauten and Pogues (as the journal "Musikexpress" put it), but only with four-string-instruments (violin, cello, bass) and drums. The last album of this (East-)Berlin Band, "ULTRA", was produced by New Model Armie's Justin Sullivan at London's Red Fort Studios.

Would you like it still "folky" but a bit heavier and darker? In this case I suggest Subway to Sally , a Potsdam (near Berlin) based band.

Or what about Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - with Blixa Bargeld from "Einstürzende Neubauten"?

BTW: ever heard of the German composer Kurt Weill ? He's the composer of Bertolt Brecht's famous Dreigroschenoper , one of my favourite screenplays.

Back to straight rockmusic. A favourite band of mine that no longer exists since their lead singer Tamara Danz died in Summer 1996, is "Silly". This is a page in memoriam Tamara Danz.

And now we come to Patricia's Computer Science Library . Here you will find some essential reading on programming languages, real (!) operating systems, and many other interesting topics.
Please, don't mind the mess in this URL-collection ! Here you will find some links which Patricia thought about they might be usefull...
If you like to read newspapers and journals - please help yourself! However, in case you prefer movies: Welcome at Patricias favourite cinemas! If you're interested in her own publications, feel free to have a look at some of them.
Behind this door there is only Patricia's Mirror Cabinet. (Attention: this is a historical document from when background pictures in websites were still a proprietary feature of netscape browsers.)

And finally, there is the entrance to the World Wide Weiberspace... ("Weiber" is the German word for "bitches", and rhymes with "cyber" :) However, "Weiber", and its singular "Weib", has not always had this negative meaning - in earlier times, the word was a synonym for "women", and used in everyday language.

Last words: If U ever doubted the existence of a German city called Bielefeld - here is the evidence: Bielefeld does not exist!
And finally, for those who wish to leave the present chaos as rapid as possible: the Rail Schedule Information Desk .

last update: 28/02/2003 by Patricia Jung

This page is dedicated to Richard, and he knows why! ;)